Okay, so I saw a meme on ~xUltimateTroublex (https://www.deviantart.com/xultimatetroublex)'s journal and decided to have Byaku do it.
Byaku: Dear :iconiEnvyHomunculus:,
I don't really know how to say this, but I'm in love with your cat. I think I realized it Last year when you peed your pants In your car and I saw you Sit on my Salt-beef bucket. I'm sure you're Open enough to understand That your driving sucks. I'm returning The couch cushions, but keeping Your virginity as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of your feet and you should stop picking your nose. Please, don't lick my inner thighs anymore.
I urge you to do this meme as well!
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